Valentine's DAY

POSSIBLE thoughts/assumptions:

"Mmm, this is one sweeeeeeeet holiday!"
"Ah I feel so in loove."
"Happy Valentine's Day. Romance is in the air."

Ewww. Yuck. The above sicken me. Let's see what Valentine's Day is REALLY alll about.


What? IMPOSSIBLE. Valentine's Day isn't that goody goody holiday full of cheer, happiness, love, and kindness. Let's view further into the subject...LOL... The twilight pack looks good, though...!

Awe! A chubby cupid! How mushy and loveable. WRONG! Look into those eyes. PURE. Evil. Hah. What would you do if a fat toddler comes at you with a poisionus weapon? Call the cops is correct, my friends.

Another reason to despise Valentine's Day is... candy...look at all that fattening candy! Who wants to be chubby after the 14th? ExACTly.

Laast of all,

Heck, happy valentine's day no matter WHAT the critics say.

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