RandomVille: So,what are your hobbies?
Grandmother: Knitting, of course! My grandchildren have very shocked facial expressions whenever I sew them a warm knit scarf, hat, sweater, the list goes on and on. Knitting is a rewarding, enjoyable pastime everyone should attempt.
RandomVille: O....k....? If you lose your knitting gear, what else are you up to?
Grandmother: Baking cookies! My entire family enjoys the sweet taste of my homeade, melty, scrumptious baked cookies...but I don't know why they are all so chubby!
RandomVille: We kind of know why they are chubby..um, to change the subject, how do you annoy your husband? ...Last question...!
Grandmother: Well, uh, I have a confession to make. He died a few days ago. How tragic. I've been so dreadful and teaary-eyed. *Sob, sob*. When Bradley was alive, he hated my Soap Opera Weekly magazines.
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