Monday, February 21, 2011

We Interview....*Drumroll, Please* A GRANDMOTHER!!

BEFORE WE RESUME, check out our OFFICIAL playlist! Tons of songs @ your fingertips------>

RandomVille: So,what are your hobbies?
Grandmother: Knitting, of course! My grandchildren have very shocked facial expressions whenever I sew them a warm knit scarf, hat, sweater, the list goes on and on. Knitting is a rewarding, enjoyable pastime everyone should attempt.

RandomVille: O....k....? If you lose your knitting gear, what else are you up to?
Grandmother: Baking cookies! My entire family enjoys the sweet taste of my homeade, melty, scrumptious baked cookies...but I don't know why they are all so chubby!


RandomVille: We kind of know why they are chubby..um, to change the subject, how do you annoy your husband? ...Last question...!
Grandmother: Well, uh, I have a confession to make. He died a few days ago. How tragic. I've been so dreadful and teaary-eyed. *Sob, sob*. When Bradley was alive, he hated my Soap Opera Weekly magazines.

AND NOW, YOUR FAVORITE PART....
A WORD From Our Sponsor. To you, yeah, you!
RUMPELSTILTSKINURINATION!
What an inspirational word from our sponsor... Drool & Mule's Perscription Company. Serving you since 1900 ;)

 We would... give away all our Pillow Pets!
                                                                We would... GIVE away all our other Klondike Bars.
                                                                We would... fail English forevermore.  What would you do?
We ARE giving YOU permission to comment wit ur answer!!

Now It's time For..
BLOOPERS 4.0!!!

Granny, for the last time, suction cup shoes aren't fashion trends.
Twilight: New Ball! ...Dude, enough romance with your sport utensils.
 He's not kicking the right ball!

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 RandomVille wishes you a very merry President's DAY!

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