A blonde goes to a vending machine for a soda. She puts in a few coins, presses the button and out comes a drink. She does this repeatedy. A man comes up to her and asks "When will you be done with the soda pop machine?" The blonde replies, "When I finally stop winning"
She was so blonde....
-She put lipstick on her forehead, she wanted to make up her mind.
-She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
-She thought a fish was drowning.
-She thought a quarterback was a refund.
-She sold the car for gas money.
-She tripped over a cordless phone.
-She was locked in a grocery store and starved to death...
-At the bottom of an application she wrote "Saggitarius" where it said "sign here."
-SHE thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
-She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Someone asked a blonde "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?" She replied in a serious tone, "Beats me! It took me days just to lick the wrapper off..."
Q. How do you keep a blonde busy?
A. Write "please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper!
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