*Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch, for he decides what time it is.
*Chuck Norris counted to infinity- twice.
*Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
*If you can't see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can see chuck norris, you are at the near face of death!
*When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
*You don't search for chuck norris, he searches for you. Suggestions: run before he finds you. Eat a cake.
*Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
*Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
*When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, but he pushes the world down.
*If CHuck Norris is late, the time better slow down. -Or else-
*Chuck Norris turns on a light when he goes to sleep- not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of him.
*Aliens actually do exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade us.
*Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
*Who would win the race between Iron Man & Super Man to the moon? Chuck Norris.
